my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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