He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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