I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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