is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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