Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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