i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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