just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Come share oat with me in your robe
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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