Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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