My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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