All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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