Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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