so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
whose ass print is on the piano?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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