One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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