Sponge bath it is.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Randomize
