it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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