Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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