youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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