Will you blow on my dice?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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