Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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