Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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