...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Randomize