I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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