32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
