yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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