If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
