Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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