everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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