party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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