that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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