Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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