My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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