Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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