I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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