That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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