Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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