So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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