I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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