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Fuck
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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