why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize