Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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