he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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