4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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