just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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