It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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