If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Rock
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Fuck
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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