He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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