I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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