brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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