508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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