I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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