Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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