I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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