Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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