This dress was meant to end up on your floor
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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