I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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