Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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